Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
I’m not even mad, I pitty you . So much. So you can hate me all you want, i’ll always feel sorry for you because you were an empowered womyn once upon a time.
Sonics tomorrow :3
Lots of text posts cause im on my phone..
I congratulated my bf today for spelling tostada the right way in a text lol.
He’s super white and thinks all the meat they sell at taco stands are asada or chicken lol
- Me: sleeping
- Chris: watching me sleep
- Me: twitches
- Me: wakes up
- Me: ..... Looks at chris
- Chris: looks at me
- Me: :( I had a bad dream digs into his arms
- Chris: I know I saw you twitching when I stopped rubbing your head
- Me: yeah they shot us in the bathroom after we got robbed
- Chris: weirdo i'm alive
- Me: I love you
- Chris: me too babe
I should be asleep…i work tomorrow
"Nothing’s changed I still love you, only slightly less than I use to…
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