- **kicking it with a group of friends one night**
- Guy friend: Damn
- Me: What's wrong
- Guy Friend: My girl man she keeps bugging me
- Me: how?
- Guy Friend: like she's sent me like 5 texts already like damn if i didn't reply the first time means i'm busy you know
- Me: No. really haha WHYYY do all you guys do that all the time!!! foo she's bugging you cause you're ignoring her
- Guy Friend: But if i reply she's just gona wana keep texting!
- Me: Maybe, or maybe she just wants to know what the hell your doing that's making you ignore her for no reason all it ever takes all she wants is one text that says "babe im kicking it with the homies can i text you when i get home?"
- Guy Friend: But..
- Me: Nah dude all it takes is a reply maybe a 2 minute phone call and she'll leave you be and you won't end up with a moody girl later or you being all bothered by her
- Guy Friend: like you swear it's that easy
- Me: Omg i BET you a 40 if you do it she'll leave you alone
- Guy Friend: alright alright **calls girl friend**
- **5 minutes later**
- Guy Friend: Damn she sounded all pissed in her texts, but said i love you when we hung up
- Me: :)
- GuyFriend: doesn't prove anything
- **2 hours later**
- Me: So has she texted you?
- Guy friend: haha nah..haha fuck i owe you a 40.
so i’m reading cosmo and it says
girl asks:“how do i know if i’m good at sex?”
we will make involuntary noises you wud never expect to hear,
then pass out
i prefer the company of smart significant others.
if you’re good looking with a rockin body but are ignorant to
politics, books, world news and music then
i will grow to loath you.
i want more than just a pretty face,
i want someone who can hold a conversation with me,
and challenge my opinions or even meet up to the little knowledge i have.
not just agree with everything i say with out a response.